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Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Streaming Wars
Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Streaming Wars

The New Yorker

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
Barron at Trump Tower
Barron at Trump Tower

The Hairpin

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
The Plots of Hanukkah Romantic Comedies, If They Were Made By Hallmark
The Plots of Hanukkah Romantic Comedies, If They Were Made By Hallmark

The Hairpin

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
A Wedding Announcement for the Two Best-Friend Characters Forced Together at the End of a Rom-Com
A Wedding Announcement for the Two Best-Friend Characters Forced Together at the End of a Rom-Com

The New Yorker

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
AOC Becomes First Woman Encouraged to Turn 35
AOC Becomes First Woman Encouraged to Turn 35

The Hard Times

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men
Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men

McSweeney’s

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
Local Punk’s Eyes Immediately Dart to Bottom of Festival Poster
Local Punk’s Eyes Immediately Dart to Bottom of Festival Poster

The Hard Times

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
New Loglines To Make “Little Women” Appeal To Men
New Loglines To Make “Little Women” Appeal To Men

Little Old Lady Comedy

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
An Honest Casting Breakdown For Every Big Budget Studio Blockbuster
An Honest Casting Breakdown For Every Big Budget Studio Blockbuster

Little Old Lady Comedy

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
I Don’t Want a President I Can Have a Beer With – I Want a President Who Has Perioded In Her Pants
I Don’t Want a President I Can Have a Beer With – I Want a President Who Has Perioded In Her Pants

Reductress

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
House Show Not Even Attended By House Residents
House Show Not Even Attended By House Residents

The Hard Times

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
I Hate New York
I Hate New York

The Pandemic Collective

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Lana SchwartzMay 27, 2020
All of Fiona Apple’s Exes Coincidentally Text Her The Same Day For No Reason
All of Fiona Apple’s Exes Coincidentally Text Her The Same Day For No Reason

The Hard Times

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Lana SchwartzMay 26, 2020