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The Toast/"No New Friends": The Drake and Meg Wolitzer Fanfic

The Toast/The Olivia Pope Workout Plan

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Local Punk’s Eyes Immediately Dart to Bottom of Festival Poster

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StarWipe/Nine-Year-Old Has More Confidence in Prince Harry Than Entire British Nation

StarWipe/Now You Can Temporarily Make the Same Mistakes As Selena Gomez

StarWipe/Elder Kardashians Put Out to Pasture At Tomato Farm

Above Average/ The Very Specific Conditions Under Which I'll Accept Your Request to Play Candy Crush

Above Average/Star Wars Fan Report: Turns Out Sex with a Non-Star Wars Fan Still Feels Good

Above  Average/Quiz: Are You Drunk In Love? Or Just Drunk?

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