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The New Yorker/N.Y.C. Has Changed in the Two Hours Since I Arrived
The New Yorker/Things I’m Actually Aging Like, Instead of a Fine Wine
The New Yorker/Dispatches From The Frontlines of the Streaming Wars
McSweeney’s/Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men
The Hard Times/AOC Becomes First Woman Encouraged to Turn 35
The Hard Times/Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girlfriend Getting Vaccine Before You
Pandemic Collective/I Hate New York (Audio Play, at 35 min)
The Hard Times/Pop-Punk Frontman Worried His Girlfriend’s School Re-Opening Too Soon
The Hard Times/All of Fiona Apple’s Exes Text Her The Same Day For No Reason At All
The Hairpin/Barron at Trump Tower
The Hairpin/Shabbat at Home with Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
The Hairpin/The Plots of Hanukkah Romantic Comedies, If They Were Made by Hallmark
The Hairpin/Drafts of Emails Elena Ferrante Never Sent Claudio Gatti
The Toast/“No New Friends”: The Drake and Meg Wolitzer Fanfic
The Toast/The Olivia Pope Workout Plan
Little Old Lady Comedy/New Loglines to Make “Little Women” Appeal To Men
Other Work
The Hard Times/Local Punk’s Eyes Immediately Dart To Bottom of Festival Poster
The Hard Times/House Show Not Even Attended By House Residents
Little Old Lady Comedy/An Honest Casting Breakdown For Every Big Budget Studio Blockbuster
The Hard Times/Band’s #1 Supporter Just Closest Friend Without Musical Talent
The Hard Times/Man with Raunchy T-Shirt Almost Brave Enough to Wear It in Public
Little Old Lady Comedy/How To Book Your Next Gig, from Crazy Rich Asians’ Henry Golding
Points In Case/Some Plausible Reasons Why Scott Pruitt Might Hate Nature So Much
Little Old Lady Comedy/Brands Misguided Attempts to Market to the Motherless on Mothers’ Day
Little Old Lady Comedy/Establishments That Would Have Replaced Central Perk By Now
StarWipe/Nine-Year-Old Has More Confidence in Prince Harry Than Entire British Nation
StarWipe/Now You Can Temporarily Make the Same Mistakes As Selena Gomez
StarWipe/Elder Kardashians Put Out to Pasture At Tomato Farm
Above Average/ The Very Specific Conditions Under Which I'll Accept Your Request to Play Candy Crush
Above Average/Star Wars Fan Report: Turns Out Sex with a Non-Star Wars Fan Still Feels Good
Above Average/Quiz: Are You Drunk In Love? Or Just Drunk?
Reductress/Meet the Amazing Woman Who's Making It Possible For You to Pop Your Zits Again!
Whiskey Journal/Author Archive
Mashable/The Secret Sex Lives of Star Wars Droids
Mashable/50 Modern-Day Friends Episodes, Imagined by Comedians
The Hard Times/Pop-Punk Frontman Worried His Girlfriend’s School Re-Opening Too Soon
The Hard Times/All of Fiona Apple’s Exes Text Her The Same Day For No Reason At All
The Hairpin/Barron at Trump Tower
The Hairpin/Shabbat at Home with Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
The Hairpin/The Plots of Hanukkah Romantic Comedies, If They Were Made by Hallmark
The Hairpin/Drafts of Emails Elena Ferrante Never Sent Claudio Gatti
The Toast/“No New Friends”: The Drake and Meg Wolitzer Fanfic
The Toast/The Olivia Pope Workout Plan
Little Old Lady Comedy/New Loglines to Make “Little Women” Appeal To Men